Dear pulgakomm,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m selling myself. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never liked the incarnation as an Eskimo.

Go burn,
Kaitlin

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